previously...

2008-05-11 - A Geriatric's Ball-Bag and Other Stories
2008-05-02 - Do It. You Know It Makes Sense.
2008-04-27 - You go, we go, impetigo
2008-04-21 - Dressing up and other stories
2008-04-08 - Things that make you go SQUEE!
2008-04-01 - Whine, anyone?
2008-03-26 - Just photos really. Nothing interesting.
2008-03-19 - There's Nowt as Queer as Folk
2008-03-12 - OMG! The photos actually LOADED!
2008-03-11 - I said NO PICTURES!
2008-03-02 - Forbitoo
2008-03-01 - Smash is here! (Entry soon to be deleted by very angry stepfie)
2008-02-26 - You have to PAY to talk to me now!
2008-02-24 - A Boiled Ham in Your Bed
2008-02-16 - TMI...and then some!
2008-02-10 - A Musical Interlude
2008-02-06 - Bah baaah bah, Bah be baaaah (BOOM!)
2008-01-28 - Im a Man of Means....
2008-01-24 - A Coke Can in the Sanny Bin
2008-01-14 - Confectionary Cunt, anyone?
2008-01-10 - 6 Years? I put up with that twat for SIX YEARS?!
2008-01-01 - The Poisoning of Stepfie - a tale of horror!
2007-12-22 - Lets make something!
2007-12-20 - K.P.I.s, S.L.A.s, and C.U.N.T.s
2007-12-19 - Treacle's Birthday
2007-12-12 - Millions Spent on Education
2007-12-05 - snippets of gossip and John Galliano
2007-11-30 - Oh, but its so much nicer than being at work!
2007-11-21 - Happy Joojday!
2007-11-19 - Once more with feeling
2007-11-18 - Meh.
2007-11-14 - Absolutely no time at ALL!
2007-11-05 - Dressing Up, a Dressing Down , and Dressing Up Again!
2007-10-28 - Kitchen Sink Drama!
2007-10-21 - a week of nothing!
2007-10-14 - Uncomfortably Numb
2007-10-10 - Pia...NO!
2007-10-09 - Ran out of steam!
2007-10-04 - Cream Crackered
2007-09-30 - Oooh Missus! What a lovely organ!
2007-09-24 - Get Smashed!
2007-09-16 - Boring Family Stuff
2007-09-13 - \"Happy\" Birthday
2007-09-10 - The River (and some other stuff)
2007-09-05 - A Cautionary Tale...
2007-09-02 - Sunday Bloody Sunday
2007-09-01 - GoodBadGoodBadGoodBad
2007-08-26 - Best Laid Plans
2007-08-26 - Best Laid Plans
2007-08-25 - A Mere Trifle
2007-08-23 - Nothing More than a Link
2007-08-20 - Brighton!
2007-08-19 - The Weekend!
2007-08-19 - The Weekend!
2007-08-16 - A View of the Isle of Shite
2007-08-15 - Big Scary Dog!
2007-08-14 - Linky Linkerson!
2007-08-13 - To make our dreams come tru-ue-ue, for a wee-heeek or twoooo!
2007-08-05 - No news.
2007-07-31 - a list - cant be arsed to be more verbose!
2007-07-30 - Snot. And more snot.
2007-07-27 - The Morgan Effect!
2007-07-25 - Food, Work, Bitching. What else is there?
2007-07-22 - Make it stop. Please.
2007-07-21 - The Weekend hasnt started particularly well.
2007-07-18 - NOISE!!!!
2007-07-17 - Another Thrilling Weekend
2007-07-12 - Ranting About Porn (and not doing any work)
2007-07-11 - More S & D & R'n'R!
2007-07-07 - Blaaaaaaah
2007-07-04 - A Quickie!
2007-07-02 - Sex and Drugs (not much Rock and Roll)
2007-06-25 - What's that burning smell?
2007-06-18 - Veni Vidi VWEEEEEEE
2007-06-14 - Random.
2007-06-13 - WTF?!
2007-06-06 - There IS a God!
2007-06-04 - Hurry Up! He'll be back soon!
2007-05-25 - Another Thrilling Friday Night
2007-05-24 - Have you nothing better to do?
2007-05-23 - A Little Story
2007-05-21 - Four Go Mad In Cornwall.
2007-05-17 - ...If it hadnt been fer you meddlin' kids!
2007-05-12 - Singing, Sick, Shopping, Stuff
2007-05-08 - Moan, Groan, Gripe and Whine
2007-05-07 - Motors, Meals, Meetings
2007-05-04 - Tragedy, A bloody tragedy
2007-04-25 - Bad Good Bad Good Bad GOOOOOD!!!
2007-04-19 - Rings and Things
2007-04-19 - Rings and Things
2007-04-18 - Skip over the first bit - I was in a mood!
2007-04-14 - Beachy Keen!
2007-04-12 - It can't be thursday already!
2007-04-11 - Back on the Right Track Again
2007-04-09 - I have some issues.
2007-04-05 - Annnnnnd Relax!
2007-04-02 - Good Stuff - Bad Stuff
2007-03-27 - Done It. (and no blood spilled)
2007-03-26 - Ummm...Yeh....!
2007-03-22 - Sometimes I Could Slap Her
2007-03-19 - Wedding, Workies, Weird Weather
2007-03-18 - Buff or Rough?
2007-03-15 - If I didnt spend so much time making lists....
2007-03-14 - anyone know anything about real estate?
2007-03-12 - Phone. Pest. Please?
2007-03-08 - tick 'em off
2007-03-05 - Monday
2007-03-04 - Sheesh!
2007-02-26 - I God A Code Id By Dose
2007-02-24 - Ner Ner Nee Ner Ner!
2007-02-18 - History!
2007-02-12 - Ha Ha Bonk
2007-02-08 - quick stuff
2007-02-05 - -
2007-01-16 - Sex Aids Consumer Guide (look away mummy!)
2007-01-14 - Cruelly Blinded (and I dont mean the Earl of Gloucester!)
2007-01-07 - Wet Wet Wet
2007-01-07 - Wet Wet Wet
2007-01-04 - Where did I put my drink....
2007-01-03 - Im Not Dead. Honest.
2006-12-19 - Happy Birthday Poo Too!
2006-12-13 - The plan for Friday
2006-12-11 - pictures!
2006-12-10 - Ketchup!
2006-11-28 - Sick....oh, poor me!
2006-11-21 - Bad Karma (and parties!)
2006-11-20 - Think Positive!
2006-11-16 - Pooped!
2006-11-14 - A Great Big Belge
2006-11-08 - Last Minute Panic
2006-11-06 - Going off on one!
2006-11-04 - I Miss My Boy.
2006-10-31 - Hello Hello, Im Back Again
2006-10-20 - Pumpkin trauma
2006-10-16 - Oops. (or maybe not)
2006-10-15 - The Weekend Part 1 - bad language and bad behaviour
2006-10-12 - ...in the interim
2006-10-03 - Retail Opportunity!
2006-10-02 - Tiny bras and BIG shoes!
2006-09-27 - mostly travellers tales
2006-09-23 - Motor Madness
2006-09-20 - Slave Trade
2006-09-19 - Party Photos!
2006-09-18 - A Little Bit of Party
2006-09-07 - Party on, Wayne (Party on, Garth)
2006-09-06 - Post-Op!
2006-09-04 - More pooh (and some soup)
2006-09-04 - Crocodile Hunters and Pooh
2006-08-31 - catchup
2006-08-22 - SmedBooty Part 1
2006-08-12 - Girls and Boys
2006-08-11 - Addicted to c0ke (and ment0s)
2006-08-10 - You've Been Warned!
2006-08-09 - Mail Dominated Society
2006-08-07 - Gah. And Meh.
2006-07-12 - Random
2006-07-10 - Psst! I'm Still Here!
2006-06-27 - Liverpool Liquid Lunch
2006-06-26 - Goin' as fast as I can - but wont be there til tomorrow
2006-06-17 - Am-ish (and BBQ ranting)
2006-06-08 - Little Bits of Nothing
2006-06-05 - The Feeding of the 5000 and other stories
2006-05-31 - News (and Boo Hoos)
2006-05-25 - no title
2006-05-24 - Gloom, Doom and Cookies
2006-05-17 - Sick Parents, Minor Disasters, Comedy Clothing
2006-05-15 - Mums and stuff
2006-05-10 - the \"Six Things\" thing!
2006-05-09 - Word of the Day! (proper entry soon!)
2006-05-06 - Even more bored than before...
2006-05-04 - Did I say \"bored\" already?
2006-05-03 - Fuckit.
2006-04-19 - Stuff. Boring and depressing stuff.
2006-04-16 - Porn! (contains loads of swearing - sorry!)
2006-04-13 - Nans. WTF?!
2006-04-11 - Knob Gag! Yayyyy!
2006-04-09 - Holiday Part 2!
2006-04-08 - First of the Holiday!
2006-03-31 - i am sooooooo drunk
2006-03-29 - typing frenzy (and millinery for beginners)
2006-03-13 - the News in Brief (yeh, Riight!)
2006-03-07 - Jooj, the Queen of Poorliness
2006-02-21 - WTF?
2006-02-18 - The Tags!
2006-02-15 - Celebrity Sex Camp - The Weekend!
2006-02-14 - Bah!
2006-02-13 - Celebriy Sex Camp - Part Two!
2006-02-12 - Celebrity Sex Camp - Part One!
2006-02-10 - Porn Shoe Picture!!
2006-02-05 - ...Waitin' for the Chinese!
2006-01-24 - Munchtastic (and puke)
2006-01-20 - Fuckwit
2006-01-16 - The Guest Entry (ahem)!
2006-01-13 - The Anniversary Waltz (2nd entry of the day)
2006-01-13 - The Beginning (1st entry of the day)
2006-01-10 - Suit. Scald. Short!
2006-01-09 - saturday, sunday, mundane
2006-01-04 - 2nd of the day (the news stuff)
2006-01-04 - Stepford Tart!
2005-12-30 - Wrist, List, Pissed. (contains sex - look away children!)
2005-12-19 - Birthday, Barbie and Glittery Bollocks
2005-12-14 - Help Me!
2005-12-12 - Christmassy stuff
2005-12-07 - Catching Up
2005-11-30 - 2nd of Bruges (bit less use of the C word - but still some fuckwittage)
2005-11-29 - 1st bit of the weekend (contains fuckwittage)
2005-11-24 - 2nd entry of the day (thurs)
2005-11-24 - 1st entry of the day (Thurs)
2005-11-23 - the weekend and some more
2005-11-22 - Bitching about MiniMe (super-short entry)
2005-11-17 - Snacks, Axe, Packs
2005-11-14 - Stuff about work (and bad language)
2005-11-14 - Boring weekend
2005-11-11 - 2nd of Friday (pies and piss-ups)
2005-11-11 - 1st of Friday (spot!)
2005-11-08 - Sickness, Snottiness and Soupiness
2005-11-07 - Monday blues (and nits!)
2005-11-06 - Hey la, hey la!
2005-11-05 - 2nd of Saturday (no more interesting than the last)
2005-11-05 - 1st of Saturday (might do a bit more later)
2005-11-04 - More of Friday (2nd of the day)
2005-11-04 - 1st of Friday (a bit boring)
2005-11-02 - Stuff about Jooj (mostly)
2005-11-01 - quickie type stuff
2005-11-01 - cast
2005-10-31 - Halloweenie Little Entry
2005-10-29 - Saturday Morning
2005-10-29 - Friday night
2005-10-27 - Thespy Update
2005-10-23 - Thesp in Waiting
2005-10-23 - Scoff, Sex and Singing
2005-10-21 - Weak
2005-10-20 - Stage, Snot and Scraps
2005-10-17 - The Gory Stuff
2005-10-13 - addendum and apology
2005-10-13 - Spidey Senses
2005-10-11 - Suck