Pay ATTENTION at the back, there!

2015-06-24, 10:33 p.m.
So. Here's the thing. I have a feeling that some of you weren't listening properly the last time I had cancer and that you may have missed something.

This is not good.

As you know, I DO expect you to hang on my every word and to fully experience MY fabulous life as if it were your own pitiful existence.

This is why, I have generously decided to contract cancer AGAIN. Just for your benefit. So you better bloody well pay attention this time, m'kay?!

In short (just in case I move into the tl:dr territory), Ive got two nice chunky looking tumours: one in my sternum and one in my neck. I have seen the Oncologist and the Consultant Radiologist and they have generously agreed that these tumours are 'not life threatening'. This actually makes me quite happy.

In a couple of weeks time they will let me know what they are planning to do with me but the general consensus seems to be 'blast them with sunburn' (ie radiotherapy) rather than the chemo/surgery/radio combo I had last time.

They might even send me up to London for this which, in my mind = 'day out' rather than 'specialist treatment'.

Hell, it even looks like I will still be able to go to Corfu.

They wont even have to take my implants out...and lemme tell you, those bad boys would be SORELY missed by the Gentlemen of Chigley.

So. Its kind of crap...but its on the good side of crap.

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