Confectionary Cunt, anyone?

2008-01-14, 11:50 p.m.
Bruges was VERY nice, thanks fer askin�!

As per usual it was bitterly fucking cold. Me and BF were wrapped up like Eskimo Nell the whole weekend and had to wait til we got back yesterday afternoon to do the Naked Romp type stuff. Best we could manage while we were there was under-the-covers fellatio. Ah, no matter. Spoke to Sis earlier and she laughed heartily at our discomfort and at the fact that we had not put the heater on in the bedroom before we went out of vening!

BFs gone to the pub to meet up with Suze who, having ditched that wanker boyfriend of hers, promptly got back with him and now appears to have dumped him again. Something to do with reading his text messages, I think. Will let you know later, if I can. So, while he�s biting his lip with the effort of not saying �I Fucking Well Told You So, You Fucking Idiot!!!�, that means that he�s not here, downloading the pics from our camera. If he comes back at a sensible hour, I�ll tack em on the end of this entry.

The last couple of times Ive been to Bruges have been just before Christmas so the shops have been full of Christmassy stuff � chocolate Santas, chocolate reindeer, chocolate Christmas trees etc. Obviously we�re out of the festive season now so the chocolatiers have had to fill their window displays full of other things: marzipan fruits, and chocolates made to look like other things � chocolates which look like fortune cookies, or giant diamonds or flowers or��.minges! Yup. The shops were choc full of chocolate genitalia! Cocks, with or without dribbles of spooge, little tableaux of copulating lovers (replete with anatomical detail) and, most mind boggling of all, lots and lots of chocolate girl parts. In white, milk or dark.

On the way to our romantic anniversary dinner, Me and BF stood in front of the shop window and said ����*blink*��.*blink*��..Oh!�

As you know, we�re not exactly a prudish couple, nor an unimaginative one, but we both struggled a bit to find an occasion where that might be an appropriate gift.

�Thank you so much for looking after the hamster while we were away � here, have some choccy chuffs�

�Sorry we�re late, couldn�t get a cab�Ooooh, dinner smells lovely, what are we having? I bought these *flourish*, I though they might go well with the coffee and Courvoisier later�

�Look Dave, your cunnilingual technique is, Im afraid, somewhat lacking. No, no, don�t get upset. Have one of these and a little practice, hmm?��.�

Dinner was delicious, including BFs dessert � a Dame Blanche (for those not familiar with European languages, it�s a White Lady). Generally speaking, this is just some kind of vanilla ice-cream concoction with a hot chocolate sauce. In the Bekoring, their ice-cream is moulded into the shape of a reclining classical nude. It�s very attractive, in a naked ice cream lady sort of way. The hot chocolate sauce was in a little jug so you could pour it yourself. BF poured it carefully around the edges of the ice cream lady so she looked like she was lying on a rug. Then, cos there was a little bit left over, he gave her a big thatch of pubes and two very splodgy nipples. He is class.

Got dear Smashiepoos a most excellent gift which I have posted this very afternoon. And, no, it wasn�t the chocolate vaginas. Whilst I am assured that he is very fond of one half of that phrase, he isn�t so keen on the other. Yes, my friends, I can hereby ceremoniously Out my dear Smash as being Not Keen On Belgian Chocolate! He�s more a crisps type of snacker. I�m sure that if they�d had salt and vinegar vaginas I could have wasted a good many euros on a crate load of them. But no. I got him something equally splendid and from which I�m sure he will get, ummm, moments of joy.

We also went to the Ice Palace � there didn�t appear to be a theme this year so the sculptures were a bit random, but nice all the same.

Here�s the pics:

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Bruges is quite flat, ideal for bicycling!

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An icy snail!

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And a ghost!

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And a dungeon

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And a bar!

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Oh, and we bought a ginormous clock for the new kitchen

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Later

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