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Dumbass Things My Students Say #5
In a History lesson, discussing the conditions on board the slave ship Zong travelling from the West Coast of Africa to Jamaica in 1781(read about it HERE if you feel so inclined).
�*gasp*That�s well harsh, Miss!�
�I know, but the poor slaves were powerless�
�Man! I wouldn�t have put up with that. I�d have phoned somebody to come and get me.�