For 'conspired against me', read 'my bloody family keep talking to me and demanding my attention in stuff like picking them up from theatre trips and not being able to find any bread and not being able to work the iplayer thingy and getting on each others nerves and needing arbitration and generally being right royal PAINS IN THE ARSE!'
tomorrow then, huh?
its half written, just needs a bit of tinkering....and an upload of a photo of a stadium made of snack foods.