*ahem*
Yeah, as you may be able to tell from that introduction, this is not the usually polite, *scoff* serene, *cough* and well behaved *A-HAHAHAHAHAHA* Stepfie, it is of course, that hairy scratter Smashypooz.
Stepfie just asked me to drop by and let you all know she has got tired of being with L and instead the pair of us have eloped to Australia, where we are going to get gorgeous tans, fook like bunny rabbits and join the cast of an as yet undisclosed cheesy soap opera and make loads of dosh.
Or it could be that her computer is a little fooked and she can't update herself but will be back sometime early next week.
You choose.
*grinz*
PS She said to wish you all happy new year and all that bollocks.