A is for android, P is for .......

2015-10-27, 8:35 p.m.
Guess what, guess what?! I learned how to do something today that the whole world (well, all the 14 year old boys in the whole world, anyway) already knows how to do.

I learned how to watch porn on my phone.

Admittedly, watching porn on a screen roughly 1/48 the size of my tv isnt ideal, but it'll take the edge off, surely?

Im very pleased about this, and very disappointed at how pleased I am.

Still, two diary entries in less than 24 hours, hey D'land! Cant be all bad, huh?

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