Its DP! (thats Double POSTING, you perverts!)

2009-05-02, 5:01 p.m.
You know what � we were supposed to be attempting a ne'er before feat of double posting � starring Smash "Birthday Boy" The Gas and Stepford "Its my laptop, Im doing the typing" Tart, as we are both sat at the same dining table in my conservatory in Chigley's fair suburbs.

But after a late night last night and a day filled thus far with trips to buy icecream and�.umm��.well, that�s it really, we just cant be arsed.

Tonight we're going to Kachina which is a nice Chinese restaurant with an unfortunate name (bringing on such mature jokes as "Ooooh, I love scoffing some Kachina" etc etc etc) so we might feel more like telling you all about it tomorrow. But we might just sleep in and then have a roast dinner and that'll be it.

Who can say?

If one of us can muster up the energy, we may take photos. If we don�t, you must use your extensive imagination and conjure up the scene in your own heads. We suggest picturing Paula Yates at dinner with James from Metallica, add in the ever tolerant L and a visiting Australian guitarist who wasn�t supposed to be here and is having to sleep in�..ummm�well, location undecided at the mo as Smash is in the spare room. Mix in some beer and far too much food for four people and you should just about be on the button.

Until then

Much lurve

Smashie and Stepfie

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