Best Laid Plans

2007-08-26, 1:04 p.m.
So. The best laid plans and all that.

The intention for yesterday evening (as Jooj and Treacle are now on holiday with Shagnasty until next weekend) was to go to Kaths party, get drunk, come home, watch some of the new p0rn we downloaded (having deleted the one with the odd-looking Japanese girl with the astonishingly untidy and....ummm....verdant ladygarden. *shudder*), shag like crazy people all around the house.

Instead we downloaded the p0rn and then, on the way to Kath's party (with BF carrying the trifle in a very large and heavy glass bowl), BF decided to tell me that he had said Lee and Anne-Marie and their kids could stay over after the party.

I love Lee and Anne-Marie. The kids I can take or leave. Our house isnt exactly Visitor Ready at the mo, tho, what with the brick dust and the concrete and the mud and the builders and the piles of crap everywhere cos Ive been on holiday and therefore totally unable to wield Hoover, Pledge or Febrese in any shape or form. In short, the place was a total tip.

Ah well. On to plan B, then.

We went to the party. Managed to get a nice pic of BF

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And he took about fifty of me. I looked like a fat/ugly/drunk/pie-faced witch in all of them. Actually, this one�s not too bad

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Got home around midnight and made a passing attempt at being hospitable (ie put a clean sheet on the spare room bed and chucked some sleeping bags in the sitting room for the kids.) before lapsing into �fuckit� mode and letting everyone fend for themselves.

This morning everyone was a bit subdued. Lee and I walked back to Kaths to get our cars, then they all headed back off home. Graham the spark turned up and started drilling holes through the studio wall.

Time for me to go out.

The glitter had finally dried on the t-shirts that Jooj and Treac�s friends printed on Friday so I went off and delivered them

7 year old t-shirt art

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11 year old t-shirt art

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I parked the car in Chigley and walked up the street to Jooj�s friends house. The Salvation Army band were playing Jesus Loves Me and the congregation�s singing wafted out of the open door of the church.

There are few better sounds on a Sunday morning than the Salvation Army band and choir. I�d defy even the most godless to not have their spirits lifted just a little by that sound.

My spirits were lifted sufficiently for me to go to Tesc0 and buy a bottle of Jack for the party we�re going to later today. Im pretty sure that�s not quite what the Salvation Army had in mind.

Ah well.

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