Jooj is in the kitchen last night, while I was cooking dinner, bitching about the inefficiency of woodland folk in general. Here�s the conversation:
Jooj: I cant believe the Tooth Fairy�s taking so long to give me my money
Treacle: (helpfully)Perhaps she didn�t know it was a tooth. It was quite big, perhaps she thought it was something else
Me: (slightly sarcastic) Yeh, like a piece of cheese or something
Treacle: (agreeing)You COULD have a piece of cheese by your bed�. in case you got hungry or something
Jooj: *very slowly, and in the voice of Alan Rickman* What. Kind. Of. Person. Keeps a blood-stained piece of CHEESE on their bedside TABLE for. Three. Days, Trea-cullllll?
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Proper update later this evening